Feb 24, 2012

Making Milhouse cry is not a science project

I took a little family roadtrip to the local nuclear power plant this week-end, proving once again that you can take the boy out of the white trash, but you certainly can't take the white trash out of the boy.

Feb 23, 2012

biche ma biche

Hunting Trophy
FENDI A/I 2012-2013

Edit: Natalie says it HAS A TAIL!

Feb 20, 2012

The Way We Were

Katie: I don't have the right style for you do I?
Hubbell: No you don't have the right style.
Katie : I'll change.
Hubbell : No, don't change. You're your own girl, you have your own style.
Katie : But then I won't have you. Why can't I have you?
Hubbell : Because you push too hard, every damn minute. There's no time to ever relax and enjoy living. Every things too serious to be so serious.
Katie : If I push too hard it's because I want things to be better, I want us to be better, I want you to be better. Sure I make waves you have I mean you have to. And I'll keep making them till your everything you should be and will be. You'll never find anyone as good for you as I am, to believe in you as much as I do or to love you as much.
Hubbell : I know that.
Katie : Well then why?
Hubbell : Do you think if I come back its going to be okay by magic? What's going to change? What's going to be different? We'll both be wrong, we'll both lose.
Katie : Couldn't we both win?

I'm happy I've waited this long to watch this movie, it would have been totally wasted on me in high school.
I think this is what they call "progress" people!
Either that or it's time for a new therapist.

Feb 14, 2012


I saw Sarah Good with the Devil!
I saw Goody Osburn with the Devil!
I saw Bridget Bishop with the Devil!
and today,I saw Marc Jacobs with the Devil

when life gives you lemons right?

since I've basically cornered the market for Granny themed editorials at this point...

Feb 12, 2012

I wanna run to you

Time to come clean, I never returned that "Bodyguard" soundtrack tape I borrowed from my friend Chiara back in 1992. I loved it so much.
It's a sad fucking day today.

Feb 9, 2012

O true apothecary! Thy drugs are quick

Assiya@MODELONE. Straight off the bus from Kazakhstan.

Feb 5, 2012


it was nice to take my shearling boots out into their native ecosystem

Feb 4, 2012

I set fire to the rain

it felt strangely cathartic (look it up) to burn your stupid present, and as expected, fake diamonds and cheap fabric combusting smell exactly like the putrid aftertaste of your cowardly mind games.