Nov 8, 2010

guess where I am???


and yes, I have already been banned from at least one Ladurée

Aug 8, 2010

just when I ran out of toilet paper

Hong Kong TATLER - Aug 2010


"Maiko" by yours truly - Aug 2009

nice try Shmatler!

Jul 6, 2010

take me to the rodeo


Maison Martin Margiela Line 0 - F/W 2010-2011

Jun 23, 2010

his eye is on the sparrow


I knew that stealing all those mannequin hands would someday make sense

Jun 20, 2010

I think my hamster's been reading my diary




found 3 pictures I took of Jac in 2007 online...all hair, make-up, styling by yours truly.
I guess she's 13 in those.

Jun 18, 2010

the smell of bleach will set you free


I might be unemployed, but I'm fucking illustrated!
THANK YOU ARTAKSINIYA

Jun 6, 2010

lady on an ostrich

and now I'm really craving Subway, thanks

Jun 5, 2010

5 o'clock brows


Chace Crawford photographed by the Plano Police Department

Jun 1, 2010

Pattex Transparent saves the day


was a bit short on zippers at the bottom but you get the idea

what am i making


50 green zippers
1 yard of stretch jersey
thread (or GLUE...not sure yet)
1 old pizza box

May 28, 2010

the sign


and then you call ME "Bible Belt"?????????

May 26, 2010

May 22, 2010

it's like it never happened


do you ever look at a woman and think, wow, you should really google Gloria Steinem?

May 19, 2010

May 16, 2010

table for 2


shit, I think I got blood on your Tisci

May 13, 2010

May 10, 2010

but really I'm quite shy


...despite what was painted on my hometown's water tower

May 4, 2010

annuit coeptis


free mental institution headgear with this month's PRESTIGE magazine

May 1, 2010

me Tarzan, you Chanel


CHANEL F/W 2010 - aka animal friendly Sergio Rossi F/W 2008

Apr 26, 2010

gingers have more fun


sex, white lies, and why I'm never taking it off

Apr 23, 2010

Apr 19, 2010

c'est très bizarre, non?


August 1962: The police warning notice posted on American actor Marilyn Monroe's front door after her death, Los Angeles, California.

Apr 4, 2010

party at my house ya'll


bring hummus, Twister and bug spray

NO.... WIRE.... HANGERS!!!















Joan Crawford photographed by George Hurrell