pink houses

I'm so hung over. The only work I can manage today is to look at pink houses.

Do you mind if I call you Fred?

10 euros.
Now I can finally write the great American novel.

and why the hell not

Jayne Mansfield and family at her 33rd birthday party.
We all have secrets.

damn you BHV!

you and your glorious trompe-l'oeil wallpapers

Is This A Dagger Which I See Before Me?

MMM SS12
funny thing about the countryside, they don't have these in my size (or any size for that matter)

goodbye Paris

Hello coutryside!
Bring it

the session

It felt like a completely exhilarating travesty to be on the other side of the monster for once. Now I know how Kim K feels after a photoshoot.

Thank you bcp François + team for being my Roy Schatt today.This is clearly the picture I want on my headstone.

backstage@MADAME shoot

sure beats changing in Lei Yue Mun's public toilet.

strike the pose

Does this mean I'm through to Hollywood???????
I knew getting that ironic tatoo of Ryan Seacrest would eventually pay off.

Houston, we have a problem

I think this means I have to move

hold me closer tiny dancer

MIU MIU A/H 2012-2013

pomi d'ottone e manici di scopa

Puces de Vanves.
We go every Sunday, unless Angela Lansbury is ill.

It goes without saying that I have since purchased the red velvet crucifix and that JC is now quietly judging me from my own bedroom walls.

Tell them bitches get a stick, I’m done leadin’ the blind

I'm pretty sure that wasn't JUST a dog